12 hilarious t-shirts for people who hate other people
Need a passive aggressive slogan to warn others that they should keep their distance? Need a good design to express your disgust at having to socialise with other humans? Need everyone to know you’re a hopeless introvert? We have you sorted.
This array of hilariously awesome designs will let everyone around you know that you are only here because you have to be, and you will be leaving as the first acceptable opportunity to do so. Let’s face it, you’d much rather be playing video games, watching science fiction shows or just on your computer. Far away from… humans. Eww.
Seriously people, just go away.
The best T-shirts for people who hate other people
It’s Too Peopley Outside
The problem with going outside is that there is a significant chance that you’ll run into humans, and you’ll have to, you know, speak to them. Chit chat. Small talk. It’s really a struggle when the alternative is just to stay in where it’s warm and no small talk is ever required.
The More People I Meet…
Perfect for those that just love their dog, and that love takes precedence over smaller things like actually having to interact with other humans. No thanks. Time for walkies. A great gift idea for anyone whose day is made when they see a dog. Or when they think about dogs. Or mention a dog. Dog.
I Paused My Game to Be Here
One of the video gamers here, who are probably not that happy about the fact that they’ve had to put their important online game on hold to socialise with real people for a few moments. Just know that when you’re talking to them, they’re vacantly nodding while devising strategies in their head on how best to level up.
People What a Bunch of Bastards
This is actually a quote from the brilliantly funny UK comedy The IT Crowd, and features a quote from Roy, who really didn’t like people. If you’re a fan of the show, you’ll know how awesome this comedy was, so here’s a great chance to show your affinity with Roy as he continues to carry on people.
Introverts Unite!
Even introverts can unite. Just not together. It’s a figurative uniting. That happens collectively… alone. Together… only separately in one’s own home. A joint operation… acted out in isolation. A communal effort… okay, you get the picture. Time to go home.
Is This Textable?
Calling people is only for emergencies. Please don’t call me to “see how I’m doing” or to ask to borrow my Bluetooth headphones. If you need something, drop me a text, or WhatsApp, or Snapchat. Whatever, I just don’t want to have to listen to you or speak to you. Nothing personal.
I Just Prefer Trees
It’s just that I hate people. I just prefer trees. They are considerably less effort and they don’t talk back. A perfect tee that is great for anyone who loves the great outdoors more than they like the people who they may meet there.
You Read My Shirt
That’s enough social interaction for one day. Time to head home and binge watch something on Netflix.
Sorry I’m Late…
I don’t want to be here. I want to be in front of a computer or TV screen, where it’s warm and safe. Outside is where I have to deal with actual human interaction. And I want you to know that even though I’m late, you should still be honoured that I have graced you with my presence.
I Hate Morning People
There is nothing worse than morning people. Other than mornings. Oh, and people. This tee is perfect for anyone who hates people, especially in the mornings. Or come to think of it any other time of the day as well. But especially mornings.
Please Back Up
Yeah, you’re definitely too close. I’m only here because there was a power cut and I heard something about free food. I didn’t come here to catch germs or hear about your weekend away to Scarborough. Now back the fuck up and leave me be.
Can’t Talk Today
Any true introvert can tell you that they have a weekly quota of people they can socialise with. And they can’t exceed that quota because… well they just don’t want to. Sorry buddy, can’t talk to you today. I talked to two people yesterday. And that was a struggle. Try me again next week. I’ll definitely pretend to listen then.
