15 hilariously funny and totally nerdy novelty tote bags
Tote bags have surged in popularity, and have become the latest way we can express ourselves. And it’s about time too! Tote bags are not only more durable and better looking, they also save you money and – best of all – they are eco-friendly! That’s because they can be reused time and time again, diminishing our reliance on those horrible plastic bags (which can take over 1000 years to decompose!)
We’ve been working hard to design some funny and totally nerdy novelty tote bags for you (all of which are made from cotton or canvas materials) and you can grab any of them below.
Top Nerdy Novelty Tote Bags
Yes Ladies… I Can Fix Your Laptop
Do the ladies always seem to stop and stare at you in the street? We all know what they’re thinking. There goes a guy that could most definitely fix my laptop. A funny tote bag for the computer geek that will definitely get a smile from the fairer sex.
My Light Reading Book Bag
Any true bookworm knows the feeling. Go into a bookstore to pick up something for a spot of light reading; wind up leaving with half the book store. There’s just too many books, though! Make sure you’re covered for such an inevitability with this cute tote bag.
A Cutie Pie
No geeky design is better than a design that makes you think. Maths geeks will love this coded compliment that secretly reads YOU ARE A CUTIE PIE (Acute, Tea, Pi.) Aww bless.
X-File the Truth Is In Here
A must have for any true X-Phile. Recognise one of the best paranormal TV series of all time with this parody tote bag that any sci-fi fan will love. It’s what Mulder himself would to carry those groceries. The Truth is in here! Disclaimer: Tote bag may or may not be haunted.
Delete Your Cookies
One of our favourite computer geek designs adorned onto a tote bag. Are you sure you want to delete all cookies? Cookie lives are important too, remember! A cute and funny design for anyone who works with computers.
Space Invaders 10 Points
An awesome, retro tote bag for video gamers celebrating one of the best and most iconic video games in history – Space Invaders! Perfect for anyone old enough to remember this classic arcade game.
Carrying My Team
We all know a video gamer that essentially carries their team. That go-to guy who dodges hailing gun fire and effortlessly jumps over grenade blasts to revive those fallen teammates who accidentally fell off a cliff edge. This tote bag celebrates that gamer. Because without them, the team would just really, really suck.
Achievement Unlocked Left The House
For the video game fanatic, even leaving the house is somewhat of an achievement. It means they paused their game, or worse, turned off their console completely. The horror. Hopefully outings into the outside real world are only fleeting, but it’s still an achievement and should be treated as such.
Achievement Unlocked Survived 2020
2020 has been a year to remember, or to forget. Soon it will be a distant memory, so celebrate that it’s on its way out with this design with a neat nerdy twist that shows that you survived 2020.
Video Gaming Is My Happy Place
If sat in front of your awesome rig is your happy place, then this design is your happy tote bag. We all need a happy place – somewhere to relax, to contemplate, to code or to shoot some bad guys. The perfect tote bag for anyone where home is where the keyboard and mouse is.
Can’t. Busy.
Pew. Tap. Click. If you’re too busy killing enemy combatants, taking Macclefield to the Champions League or winning the latest rally car championships to do anything in the so-called “real world”, then this is the tote bag for you!
I Want To Believe
Another X-Files inspired design here (can you tell we’re fans too?) this time celebrating Agent Mulder’s basement dwelling iconic office poster that features throughout the show.
Stranger Things
Netflix’s hit sci-fi show Stranger Things has won fans from across the globe, and rightly so. The mix of supernatural horror, retro nostalgia, Dungeons and Dragon’s nerdiness and the hint of Goonies makes it top favourite of ours! We’ve designed this cool globe design featuring the gang of four cycling to their next adventure, just precariously above the home of the dreaded Demogorgon, The Upside Down.
