10 Funny Zombie Halloween T-Shirts for 2020
If you love zombies, then you probably love Halloween. In which case, what’s more fitting than a hilarious zombie themed t-shirt to raise some laughs at the Halloween party!
Well worry not, we’ve scoured the Internet looking for the funniest Halloween zombie t-shirts on the Internet, and we’ve even included some of our own designs too!
Take a look at our favourite undead t-shirts that will all be just perfect for a spooky All Hallow’s Eve!!
The funniest zombie Halloween t-shirts for 2020
I Like You, But If Zombies Chase Us, I’m Tripping You
We love our friends. They are there for us. And we are there for them. Through thick and thin. Always and forever…. Except when the zombies are chasing us. Then we’re tripping them up. No hesitation. You have to be cold hearted to survive the zombie apocalypse. As this hilarious t-shirt demonstrates! And while the zombies are munching on the corpse of your fallen comrade, we get to live another day!
This is an original Nerdshizzle design!
Licensed Zombie Hunter
If you’ve been tasked with defeating the invasion of the undead this Halloween, then you’ll need to look the part. But be warned – this tee is for licensed zombie hunters only! Good luck out there.
Zombie Apocalypse for Children
We just love the artist Steven Rhodes and his great Activities for Children series, and this zombie apocalypse addition is no exception. Every kid should remember their first fight against the undead, and this my first zombie apocalypse tee will ensure that they don’t. Featuring three kids kitted out with a club, machete and chainsaw, these brilliant parody t-shirts are guaranteed to get some chuckles.
Attack of the Vegan Zombies
There is one possible upside to the rising popularity of veganism. And that’s if the zombie apocalypse does happen, all those vegans won’t be looking for our brains right? Maybe they’ll just be after… err we don’t know… grains? That will make the walking dead a lot more palatable! Imagine fields of grazing vegan zombies! Of course we’re not entirely sure how anyone would end up coming a zombie in the first place… best not give it too much thought!
This original Nerdshizzle design features a selection of creepy zombies on the hunt for grains, grains and more grains. Farmers beware.
Zombie Trump
Love him or loathe him, whatever your opinion of him, Donald Trump has stolen most of the headlines in 2019 and 2020, and it’s likely that Trump themed Halloween costumes will be very much Trump themed. So we’ve jumped in on the act too with our original design featuring a zombie Trump with the caption “I am the best zombie. All the other zombies are fake news. Sad. Everyone agrees.” Spooky indeed!
Don’t Roll Your Eyes At Me Zombie
Don’t you just hate when someone rolls their eyes at you when your mid speech. And it’s especially worse when the eyes actually roll onto the floor and lay to rest by your feet. That’s an ultimate insult! This hilarious Halloween t-shirt shouldn’t be rolling any eyes though, but it’ll raise a few laughs at the Halloween get together.
Zombie Flesh
Why not eat at Zombie, where only the freshest brains are used in your sub! Don’t put up with anything less! We love this parody t-shirt that takes on the iconic Subway logo. After all, even the walking dead need somewhere to sit down and eat some fresh flesh too.
Zombie are People Too
Stand up for the rights of the walking dead with this original Nerdshizzle design that celebrates and promotes the rights of zombies. Say no to undead shaming. Shout out that zombie lives matter too. Give the walking dead a voice. All they want is to have the same rights as you. And yes, okay, occasionally eat the odd brain or two. Is that really asking too much?
Take Car Go To Mum’s
Fans of British horror comedy flicks will recognise the quote from this funny t-shirt as coming from zombie parody movie Shaun of the Dead where main protagonist Shaun relays his plan to his friends on how he thinks they should proceed amid the chaos of the ensuing zombie apocalypse. A plan than invariably ends at ending up in the local pub – the Winchester – for a pint or two until all of this blows over. Which to be fair is probably what we’d try and do as well.
Zombies Eat Brains. You’re Safe
One positive about having a substantial lack of brain cells is that you won’t make particularly good fodder for the walking dead. Zombies love brains, remember. So if you’re lacking in that department, it’s best to take it as a positive. This funny t-shirt would make a perfect novelty t-shirt for a friend on Halloween or indeed any time!
Zombies Never Say YOLO
This did have us in giggles, we admit. We imagine most people must know what YOLO means by now. And if you don’t, we suggest Googling it. Needless to say, if zombies could talk, they probably wouldn’t be talking about it much.
Also check out our top geeky Halloween t-shirts for 2020 here!
