Authentic Pet Rock

Confuse your co-workers or family and friends with this rock that does absolutely nothing whatsoever. But in a world full of useful stuff, let’s not forget the totally useless.

Designed By: Third Party Designer
Colors Available: Various

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Description

Need a rock to rely on? Something that will be there for thick and thin. No judging. No finger pointing. Just there. For you.

Look no further, ladies and gentlemen. We have the pet rock. The ultimate desk accessory, the rock is the perfect low maintenance gift.

What does the rock do, we hear you ask? Well that’s the wrong question… the magic here is what the rock doesn’t do…. it doesn’t consume electricity, gas or water. It doesn’t need looking after. It doesn’t have Bluetooth. It doesn’t need feeding. It doesn’t cost you money in maintenance. And that’s enough for us!
Okay, the reality here is that the pet rock doesn’t do anything, really, other than confuse people.

A great gag gift for family friend or co-worker! It even comes with a certificate of authenticity. Let your pet rock be your rock for life’s most difficult moments.

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