The best and funniest cyber security t-shirts
They are the watchers on the Internet. They are the shield that guards the digital realms of men (and women.) They pledge their lives to keeping your networks safe. So you don’t end up with your personal information in the hands of cyber crooks.
We owe a lot to the cyber security and infosec communities. We rely on them to keep us safe online, and to come up with new and innovative ways to beat the bad guys. So we’ve been scouring the Internet looking for the best t-shirts that anyone in the cyber security field will appreciate, so if you’re looking for a t-shirt for yourself or for a cyber security friend, be if for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries or just to say thanks, you’re in the right place.
Funniest Cybersecurity T-Shirts…
Show Me The Nothing T-Shirt
Ask any cyber-pro and they’ll tell you one thing is for certain. Almost every user that has ballsed up their online security will claim that they didn’t click on anything! It’s shocking how much nothingness users click on and still manage to get phished or at the business end of a nasty malware infection.
Of course the user mostly certainly did click on something. The cyber-pro just needs to get the user to show them the nothing they clicked on…
I’m Not A Hacker T-Shirt
A hacker you say? Absolutely not. The person wearing this tee is a certified cybersecurity professional. Honest.
Such was the popularity of our original “not a hacker” design, we’ve gone and redesigned it with improved background art – perfect for any cybersecurity professional.
Are You Sure You Want To Delete Cookies T-Shirt
It’s a well known fact that every time you delete your cookies… well, this happens. That’s right. Large confirmation dialog boxes fire bright space lasers at delicious chocolate chip cookies as they run for their lives, each and every time you head to your browser cache settings.
Won’t someone think of the cookies?!
Cybersecurity Professional T-Shirt
If a cybersecurity pro was a label, this is what we’d imagine it would look like. Equipped with all sorts of warning messages, product info and disclaimers, including “Sarcasm Inside”, “Not a Hacker” and “Labeled As Such Because Ninja Computer Whisperer Not An Acceptable Job Title”.
Certain to raise a smile with colleagues.
Attack of the Zombie Network T-Shirt
One of our favorite cyber-themed designs, this retro-comic design is centered around zombie networks that are often used to commit various online attacks such as DDOS attacks.
They’re coming for your processing power!
Dance Like No One is Watching T-Shirt
Dance like no one is watching. & encrypt like everyone is. This is definetly one of our top pieces of cybersecurity advice and here we present it to you with a ballet dancing panda bear. Naturally.
I’m A Computer Hacker cute T-Shirt
If hacking a computer is something that’s up your street, then this cute and funny tee is a good fit. A perfect choice for cybersecurity professionals, white hat hackers or anyone involved in security penetration and bug bounties.
How You Really Got Hacked T-Shirt
Anyone who works to help protect users from online nasties will tell you that the vast majority of Internet attacks happen not because of some exceptional hacking wizardry, but because the user fell for a pretty simple phishing scam and handed a cybercriminal their password.
Not quite like we see in the movies then.
Let Me Guess You Clicked The Link T-Shirt
When a user claims they “got hacked”, it usually means they clicked a link that they certainly should not have clicked.
Reads – “Cyber Security Professional. Let me guess… you clicked the link?”
I Got 99 Passwords T-Shirt
If you ask anyone involved with information security about the silliest, most frustrating users make time after time, they will tell you that its reusing easy-to-guess passwords. Each time the most used password list gets released every year, 123456 is always in the number one spot. So you may very well have 99 passwords. Just make sure 123456 isn’t one of them. Please!!
Password Strength T-Shirt
Sometimes it feels like your password must contain just about every obscure symbol on the planet. Uppercase, lowercase, digits, symbols, poetry… the list goes on and on! Which is why this is one of our favourite designs. Okay, having a strong password is important, and this tee won’t let you forget it.Oh, and remember, it can’t be a word you’d find in the dictionary either!
