The top video gamer t-shirts for Christmas 2019
The festive season is upon us once again, as we rush from shop to shop, website to website, looking for something – anything – to get for our special circle of friends and family.
Well, if you’re shopping for someone who just loves video games, then relax. You’re one step closer to completing the festive shop for another year, because we’ve collated the best and funniest video gamer tees online that would make for a perfect Christmas pressie for 2019.
We’ve scoured sites including Amazon, TeePublic, Redbubble for the best video gamer tees this Christmas, as well as designed a few of our own. And we’re confident one or more of these bad boys will fit the bill perfectly for the avid video gamer in your life!
Our top video gamer t-shirts for 2019
Achievement Unlocked: Left the House
If you have a video gamer in your life who would much rather be at home playing games than, you know, actually having to leave the house and venture the great outdoors, then this might be the perfect t-shirt. If we approach life like we approach a video game, then every step can be rewards with an unlock achievement. First objective: put on shoes and coat and leave house. A real adventure may await!
I Don’t Age
Like a fine wine, video gamers only get better with age. At least they think. And that is why gamers, on their birthdays, don’t merely age. They level up. Level 10. 20. 30 and beyond. Experience and wisdom accumulating along with the virtual body count and digital treasures. A great gift idea for any video gamer in your life.
I’m Sorry for What I Said
Any video gamer will no doubt sympathize with this message. Everyone gets a little hot under the collar, especially when approaching an important yet overwhelmingly frustrating part in a level, only to be killed off and have to start all over again. Shouting and cursing prevail, and people around just need to make sure they don’t get caught in the crossfire. Only sometimes they do, in which case this t-shirt may be required to soften the blow.
It’s On Like… Donkey Kong
If the gamer in your life is a fan of retro video gaming, then they’ll love this tee featuring this nostalgic eighties digital hero that spawned the classic phrase “it’s on like Donkey Kong”. Equipped with retro eighties graphics, this tee is perfect for anyone who can remember the “good old days” of video gaming.
Single, Taken, Video Gaming
When video gaming takes priority over everything to the extent that it pretty much becomes your marital status. Sorry girls and boys, this person has dragons to slay, missions to complete and alien spaceships to destroy. Try again next week.
I Went Outside Once…
Some of the graphics these days are more impressive than real life. Spend a few hours battling it out in the latest Call of Duty or driving around the latest city on GTA and going outside could be quite the let down! The sky…. So pixelated! Those trees… lacking detail. This tee is perfect for those that love to play the latest video games that have some impressive graphics.
Just a bush…
One of this year’s most popular video games has to be the ubiquitous Fortnite which has enthralled millions of players for a few years now. With a number of different types of gameplay and an epic multiplayer kingdom, Fortnite is one of the hottest games right now. It’s also a pretty funny game, and gives players the ability to “camp” inside bushes in order not to be seen by other players. Ergo we have the hilarious “just a bush” design. Nothing to see here. Now move along.
Fortnite Llama
And our second Fortnite tee of the post, we cannot ignore the game’s mascot, the clueless Llama, which is used throughout the game as a source for loot. We love this grungy indie design which works pretty well with the game’s logo over the top, and great colours look brill on a black t-shirt.
Classically Trained
A perfect choice for the retro video gamer who considers themselves to be classically trained with the epitome of video gaming. If you’re buying for someone who grew up with the likes of Pacman, Space Invaders and even Pong, then this may be the design for them.
It’s Dangerous To Go Alone…
It’s dangerous to go alone. That this! If you know a fan of the epic Zelda video games, then this is a definite must have. This hilarious tee features one of the iconic lines from the game, featuring the 8 bit sword so many Zelda fans will instantly recognise. Take it, hero, and save Hyrule!
Gamer’s Don’t Fear the Apocalypse…
There is only so many times you can see the destruction of the human race before it all comes a little, meh. A bit… samey. Hardcore video gamers have most likely seen the apocalypse a number of times as they’ve devised plans for survival, be it against human threats or hordes of zombies. Gamers don’t fear the apocalypse. We’ve seen it many times before.
Perfect for the video gamer who loves zombie and human survival based video games.
I have lived a thousand lives
If there is one thing the video gamer will be very much used to, it’s dying. Whether they’ve been eaten by zombies, killed when going to war or torn apart by dragons, dying and respawning is just part of gamer life.
Ugly Christmas Gamer T-Shirt
If you’re looking for a festive themed tee design for the video gamer you know, then they don’t get much uglier than this specimen. Featuring a series of knitted effect control pads, joysticks and steering wheels interwoven with your usual Christmas brick-a-brack, this tee is really truly awful and brilliant all at the same time. A easy Christmas themed tee for the avid video gamer.
Video games don’t make us violent…
No doubt responsible for countless controllers hitting TV screens, lag is one thing gamers absolutely hate. If you’re pinging too high, you may as well just give it up for the night. High lag means too big a time difference between you and the other players around the world, and it’s frustrating. Everyone blames it on the video games themselves, but in reality, it’s LAG!!
Video games for everybody!
Video games for everybody. You get a video game. You get a video games. Yes, even you get a video game. We all deserve video games, and Santa is coming in this hilariously festive t-shirt that is perfect for any gamer.
Gaming Dad
A perfect choice for any dad who loves his video games. Because everyone secretly knows that gaming dads are the coolest! Reads “I am a gaming dad. Just like a normal dad except much cooler.”
