8 Funny T-Shirts for IT Tech Support People
IT Tech Support is one of those industries that only the most patient, astute and determined can survive. These poor saps can spend one moment dealing with customers who demand they “reboot the entire Internet” because it’s too slow, to others who think the CD tray is a cup holder.
IT Tech support has to deal with customers who don’t think they need to plug their PC into the wall socket because “isn’t everything wireless these days?” as well as those who’d like to “download the World Wide Web” in case they go offline.
And at the end of a hard day, they still have to get home and explain to their parents why “triple clicking” isn’t ever going to do anything.
These champions deserve to be rich beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s never going to happen because the pay is terrible. So instead they should have the best and funniest t-shirts the InterWebs has to offer. And that is something we can make happen.
Alas, take a look at our top t-shirts for tech support staff!
Tech Support – If you don’t have a ticket, your problem doesn’t exist.
Tech Support like structure. Got a problem you’d like fixed? Sure, no problem. But file a support ticket first. Until then, your problem doesn’t exist. Not logged. Not on the system. Structure is everything. Without it, we’re just living in caves, washing ourselves with poop and dirt. So yeah, fille a support ticket.
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Computer Whisperer
If you know someone you can fix blue screen error messages just with a mere whisper and stroke of the monitor, then this may be the perfect t-shirt for them. There are those out there, the geekiest of geeks, who just have “it”. That intangible quality that makes error pop-up messages just disappear into the abyss. Celebrate that quality – it means you’ll never be short of friends.
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Networking for Dummies
As far as the customer is concerned, it is only magic that lay between them and the webpages they want to visit. They just type in what they want, and voila, there it is. Who cares about all those hyper-transfer protocols, SSL certificates, category 5 Ethernet cables, routers, switches and what not. It may as well all be magic, unicorns and mythical beasts.
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The IT Professional Wheel of Answers
This t-shirt will serve as a handy reminder for all those frequent responses that any IT support guy has to give, ranging from NO! to “Are you sure it’s plugged in?” Let’s face it, nearly every IT problem is going to warrant one of these 8 responses…
NO!
Are you sure it’s plugged in?
Move, I’ll do it
Yes, just click ok.
No, it’s a scam, just delete it!
Let me google that for you
Well, that’s a problem, isn’t it?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Funny Cyber Security Password
Everyone should know the importance of a strong password to protect your accounts. But sometimes it seems like you need to type damn near every button on your keyboard before your password is officially “strong enough”.
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I’m Here Because You Broke Something
Sometimes you only see those elusive IT tech support chaps because something has gone awry. And usually that’s someone’s fault. They may not always be in plain sight, but rest assured that when you do something wrong and break something, they’ll be there, coffee mug in one hand, USB key in the other, and a scowl of contempt on their face.
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Tech Support Definition
Tech support people are, in many ways, wizards, and that’s just a fact.
Reads –
Tech Support, noun, A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also: wizard, magician
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I Can Explain It To You
We just love this beauty. Just the right amount of deadpan versus patronizing.
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USB I Am Your Father
We think this is our definitive favourite computer need t-shirt! Every time we look at it, it makes us laugh! Don’t let USB drives forget where they came from! A 3.5 inch floppy disk capable of storing a whopping 1.44MB!!
