The Funniest Laptop Stickers for Cyber Security Professionals
Let’s take a break from recommending awesome tees for a bit and focus on some fantastic laptop stickers that those who work in cyber security or white hat hackers will just love.
We just love adding a bit of a more personal touch to our hardware, and it’s even better if we can raise a smile or two in the process. So if you’re looking to adorn your hardware with chuckle-inducing stickers, then take a look below for a round-up of our favorites.
It’s time to give your laptop, tablet or PC some personality that reflects who you are as a person. In this case, a cyber-security ninja.
The best laptop stickers for cyber security professionals
You Left Your Ports Open
Well, if someone just leaves their ports open, it would be rude not to pop in and take a look around. We’ll top up the sugar and milk before we leave.
I’m Not a Hacker. I’m Looking for Aliens
One of our Nerdshizzle originals, this hilarious transparent sticker reads “I’m not a hacker. I’m just looking for proof that aliens exist“. Because we know the truth is out there. Somewhere. Probably. Looks pretty cool on both dark or lighter coloured backgrounds.
Don’t Mind Me
Or this really similar sticker which basically just plays with the words a bit, but hey we wanted to add it here as well to give you another option. “Don’t mind me. Just looking for proof of aliens.” Also transparent.
I’m A Security Professional
Okay, okay, another one. We just really like this design! This one reads “I am not a hacker. I am a security professional. Honest.” This one is actually our most popular design and we’ve had some great feedback on it.
Sniff Networks Not Drugs
What’s that? A cyber security sticker that also doubles as an anti-drug message? Yes please. It is a fact that it has been scientifically proven that sniffing networks is significantly cooler than sniffing drugs. Listen up kids.
Your Password Is Too Short
Your password is too short. So I changed it. That’s the creepy message on this laptop sticker that will no doubt be the cause of many paranoid glances from patrons at the Wi-Fi café.
Don’t Store Your Passwords on Post-Its
A funny cyber security sticker that doubles as a handy public service announcement. Yes, if you didn’t know, you really shouldn’t store your important passwords on post-it notes.
I’m Not A Hacker
This vibrant green design is sure to stand out whatever color your laptop or device. Well, except if your laptop or device is bright green that is. Anyway, I’m a security professional. Not a hacker, okay?
Date a Hacker
Hackers – sorry, cyber security professionals, make extremely good dates. That’s just a fact. They don’t break hearts, they break security. And you know they’re not out their flirting with other people because they’re always in front of their laptop!
Going Incognito
I’m going dark. Or how it’s known in Google Chrome and Android, Incognito. The perfect mode to be in when completing secret missions and saving the world. Interesting factoid: This is James Bond’s favourite mode when surfing the Internet.
Dance Like No One Is Watching
You know what they say. Dance like no one is watching. Encrypt like everyone is. We’re not sure who “they” are, but they probably work in cyber security, because it makes sense.
Cyber Security Ninja
Warn everyone of your cyber security ninja skills with this awesome computer sticker that will have everyone looking warily over at you from the top of their laptop screens. It’s ninja time. Or something like that.
