Funny Cybersecurity Professional T-Shirt – I Love Botnets, Malware Shirt

Price range: £19.99 through £25.79

Warning: This shirt might cause some double-takes at the coffee shop or the server room.

Note this website only ships to the UK, but this print is available here from our Etsy store where we can ship from (and to) the US/EU/AUS.

Shipping: FREE | In Stock? Yes
Printed on: Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Delivery Est.: 3-7 business days
Designed By: Nerdshizzle.com

Show off your “kinky” side for cybersecurity with a shirt that knows exactly how to handle even the most submissive systems. Whether you’re hunting down Botnets, hardening your DLP (Data Loss Prevention) protocols, isolating threats in Sandboxing, or dissecting the latest Malware, this tee signals to the world that you’re a master of digital defense.

Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for IT conferences, SOC marathons, or just testing the limits of your HR department’s sense of humor. Forget the whips and chains—you’re here for the firewalls and encryption, proving that when it comes to network infrastructure, you’re the one in total control.

Additional information

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Material

All our S-3XL sized t-shirts are printed on a Gildan Softstyle tee that delivers everyday comfort with long-lasting quality. Crafted from lightweight ringspun cotton and reinforced with double-stitched hems, it stays soft, keeps its shape, and holds up through repeat washes.

-Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton
-Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
-Regular fit
-Tubular construction (no side seams)
-Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
-Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre

Our 4XL-5XL sized t-shirts are printed on 100% cotton tees.
-Pre-shrunk jersey knit
-Open-end yarn
-Tubular construction
-Taped neck and shoulders
-Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Compliance: All Meet the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Shipping Info

All of our tees are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U.

This tee is a Print-On-Demand item. Click here to see what that means.