Funny Network Engineer T-Shirt – Protector of the Blinking Lights

Price range: £19.99 through £25.79

For any computer network nerd whose job it is to keep those server blinking lights blinking away safely and securely.

Note this website only ships to the UK, but this tee is available here from our Etsy store where we can ship from (and to) the US/EU/AUS.

Shipping: FREE | In Stock? Yes
Printed on: Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Delivery Est.: 3-7 business days
Designed By: Nerdshizzle.com

While the rest of the world thinks “the cloud” is some magical, ethereal realm, the network engineer/sysadmin knows the truth: it’s actually a very chilly humming room filled with expensive boxes that require constant emotional support. This shirt features your new spirit animal – a grinning bear who takes his job as the Protector of the Blinking Lights more seriously than a 3:00 AM P1 incident.

It’s the ultimate uniform for the network engineer who spends their days untangling “spaghetti” cable management and their nights explaining to project managers that you cannot, in fact, “just restart the internet.” A perfect tee for any true “protector of the blinking lights”.

Additional information

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Material

All our S-3XL sized t-shirts are printed on a Gildan Softstyle tee that delivers everyday comfort with long-lasting quality. Crafted from lightweight ringspun cotton and reinforced with double-stitched hems, it stays soft, keeps its shape, and holds up through repeat washes.

-Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton
-Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
-Regular fit
-Tubular construction (no side seams)
-Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
-Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre

Our 4XL-5XL sized t-shirts are printed on 100% cotton tees.
-Pre-shrunk jersey knit
-Open-end yarn
-Tubular construction
-Taped neck and shoulders
-Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Compliance: All Meet the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Shipping Info

All of our tees are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U.

Colour

Black, Navy Blue

This tee is a Print-On-Demand item. Click here to see what that means.

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