Tech Support Hourly Rates Poster – Custom
Price range: £18.99 through £23.99
A funny poster for the office or workspace of any IT professional or graduate or anyone that is often relied upon for tech support. Officially or unofficially.
Note this website only ships to the UK, but this print is available here from our Etsy store where we can ship from (and to) the US/EU/AUS.
Printed on: Premium Heavy Matte 189g/m Paper
Delivery Est.: 3-7 business days
Designed By: Nerdshizzle.com
A custom poster for IT professionals that will raise a smile. Transform your workspace from a “free advice booth” into a high-stakes consulting firm with this essential poster for every tech professional who’s ever had a user breathe down their neck while the BIOS screen was loading.
Whether you’re debugging legacy code or explaining for the tenth time that the monitor actually needs power to work, this “Hourly Rates” print sets the record straight: your labor is one price, but “watching” is a premium upgrade, “helping” is a heavy surcharge, and “telling me how to do it” will cost them more than a server farm in July. It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and boundary-setting for the sysadmin who’s seen it all and the help-desk hero who is exactly one “I saw a TikTok about this” away from locking the server room door forever.
How to Personalise…
* We just need to know the name you want added which you can add in the NAME box above. (14 character max).
* Note that we will automatically add apostrophe and S at the end of the name, and capitalize the name provided – (e.g. Zoe will become ZOE’S)…
* However you can let us know if you want the name treated differently – just send us an email first, or leave a note at the checkout page.
* If the name already ends in ‘S’ (e.g. James) let us know in the NAME box how you want to add the apostrophe… (e.g. James’ or James’s)
If you want a different currency printed on the poster (defaults to GBP £) we can make that work. Just send us a message from our contact page when you make a purchase.
Product Reviews
yikes (from Etsy) | 19th Jan 2024
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The item is of very good quality and corresponds to the description. My expectations were exceeded. NerdShizzle rocks!
Shushu (from Etsy) | 24th Oct 2023
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It will make a cute addition to my home office.
Additional information
| Size | 8×10", 12×16", A2 (16.5×23.3"), 18×24" |
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| Material | All of our poster prints are printed on museum-quality premium thick matte paper to prevent excessive gloss or shine, meaning you can see every detail of your print, even in brightly lit rooms. Each poster is printed with multicolor, water-based inkjet printing technique that yields brilliant, rich and vibrant prints. Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm) All of our posters are common poster print sizes, so if you'd like to frame your poster, finding a frame that fits will be a piece of cake. |
| Shipping Info | All of our posters are printed and shipped from the UK. In extremely rare instances (due to unexpected stock shortages) we may ship from the E.U. Our posters are shipped rolled in triangular kraft boxes to prevent against damage and to avoid the use of single use plastic caps. Our smaller 8×10 prints may arrive in enforced stay-flat envelopes. |














